Fashion Week Swim's Most Outrageous Bathing Suit Statements

Fashion Week Swim always brings out the best and the brightest beachwear looks...or at least the brightest.

While the shiny, slinky, strappy ensembles certainly lit up Miami's runways, we have to wonder which of these swimwear get-ups would actually work on the beach. Hey, Herve Leger's $1,050 bandage bathing suit that can't be worn in water had to get its start somewhere.

Take a look at the nuttiest numbers from Fashion Week Swim and tell us: which of these suits (and turbans, feathers or veils) would you sport in the sand?

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